MrGreen wrote:BOLL wrote:Of course I couldn't not don't do this. Right.
![Image](http://www.mtbs3d.com/gallery/albums/userpics/31709/OculusET.jpg)
H...Ho...How the hell do you do this man?
You're like a photoshop god. I wanna learn. Where do I start?
First he kills an ET.
Then he takes his rambo knife,and cuts the face off. Scrapes it clean, and then hangs it in the hot sun for about 7 days.
He takes to to an old Inuit lady who chews the requisite areas, to make it soft.
All the while, it is hit with some natural oils every now and then, to keep it soft, and to prevent decay, until it drys a bit, in the right ways.
Next, he folds the edges, and sews them so they look neat.
He puts some plastic fake eyes in the area they are supposed to be. Sews them into place,with some padding and cover. Glues them too, so they can't move and make ET look....less than happy.
He cuts a strip-like (and stitched) hole for the straps. Does a test fit or two, takes it off.
Puts it on ebay.
Sells for $52.47, with 19 bidders, all under the age of 12.
Kid uses it once, puts it down on the couch beside him..and wanders off and does something else.
The dog finds it and rips it to pieces, and eats some of it. Mostly the mouth, nose and ..the plastic eyes.
Dog ends up in vet clinic with emergency surgery for a blocked and twisted intestine/stomach.
Total cost: $955. Dog dies anyway.
So when you see ET in the woods, and think,
'Wow! Cool Oculus mask!', think again. Don't go there.
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